WOAH!

I have started to write down the name of every book that I read on to my desk with a sharpie. As of today, the 13/4th I have read about 16 or perhaps 17 books.
The Godfather by Mario Puzzo
Creation by Gore Vidal
Story of B by Daniel Quinn
Fires of Eden by Dan Simmons
Ilium by Dan Simmons
Olympos by Dan Simmons The Man in The High Castle by Philip K Dick
VALIS by Philip K Dick
Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said by Philip K Dick
The Informers by Bret Easton Ellis
Less Than Zer0 by Bret Easton Ellis
Monstrosity by Edward Lee
Dubliners by James Joyce
Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
The Lost World by Michael Crichton

I swear theres one more Im missing.. But oh well. Im working Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson now. I really like it. I havent read much cyberpunk besides William Gibson and a collection of stories by Bruce Sterling, and Stephenson is something different. More Cyber and more Punk than any of the previous offers, in a delightfully quirky anarchaic universe. A new drug called 'Snow Crash' has made its way into the world. A peice of code that when looked at/read scrambles all the neural circuits back to nil. Goes into Neurolinguistics and the Tongue of Eden.
After this I'm not sure what I'm going to read. Thinking about 'The Fall' by Camus or 'The Exil & The Kingdom' but im not sure. Maybe Faulkner's 'Sound and the Fury' or Mark Twain. Im in the mood for something classic. But im still halfway through what im reading now so my taste will undoubtedly change.




Well I think I got my shit taken care of for the month. That. Is a HUGE relief. Now Im at work. On my half-friday

hahaha 'its not my computer! its new!' well it is sir, you might want to contact a mac tech 'i am a mac tech!' then humor me and use a different compute. :uses other computer: 'omg it works!'
thats why i use linux

sounds like the guy who screams CODY! in frisky dingo and hes rambling about buying shoes [shoe fetish site] and just wont listen to me omg
Jordan Schick [11:22 PM]:
oh i dont care if its 9.95 thats not gonna break me i mean i need those shoes and i go to the library but i gotta watch it doing that cause i got in trouble at the library
Jordan Schick [11:25 PM]:
i mean i dont know why they wont call me i sent them my information and they wont call me i think im actually going to go to a different company in california for the shoes if i dont hear something back from them, it has been a few months but i think ill give them a few more yknow cause i really want those shoes the people are nice and Candys had some shows like that sometime and those are really expensive but i dont have to go to new york gallaria in new york to buy them but i dont know i dont want to go to new york to buy shoes i mean theyre really expensive plus the trip

Me : Do you know your username sir?
H : I think so.
Me : Its your name.
H : Nightwalker!
Me : No sir thats not your name..

Man. People really need to reread what they write. Or at least take the time to realize what theyre writing.

I mean, what do I say to this?

"bubblebutt tranny is not letting me in and it took my money."

"Im being billed by something called Latourine? It has a 10 digit number next to it.."
"The billing company is Latouraine."
"Whats that number next to it."
"Does it start 888?"
"Yes"
"That would be their phone number"